Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Salmonella and Jelly Poem

There was an exec like no other
his company made peanut butter
He refused to do maintenance and thus made profits above the norm
That is until his plant was hit by a big storm
His maintenance manager had a huge backlog of workorders to fill
but the exec said no and would not pay the pay the bills
Water and bird *** got in the batch
because the maintenance staff could not repair the hatch.
Later people all over the country died,
and then the exec tried to cover up and lied,
Even the exec won't even eat peanut butter and jelly
because he knows he would get sick if it got in his belly.
He used to brag that his company was the best
but now he wishes he listened to maintenance so that he would avoid all of this mess.

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